YOU BEEN DRINKING DRUGS?

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

areyoua-st0ner:

Why am I so weird?

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"