hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby
See, that’s the kind of thing that got Macbeth killed.
WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN
I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"student loan forgiveness" "a living wage" "insurance" "friends"
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)
I am attracted to the idea
of your lips
exploring my body
as if it were a map
and you kept getting lost
Women wake up yawning and men wake up with an erection…
Do the math.